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Commentary on a world so far away from my own little sad one:

Vanity Fair with the Cruises on the cover. See? Baby gurl is not an alien. Wee. She is so cute, though, and fuzzy and a bit photoshopped. Kewl.

Cuteecuteecuteecute.

Little girl will grow up to become High Priestess of pretty and I shall take all of my boyfriends when I've become world-renowned Famous Person.

God, please let this little girl grow up to be a nice person. We have enough bitches in this world.