giMme lAudaNum

Yessirree. I am back. The lay-out's crappy but it's all I could do sa RSF -- upload a pic and make boxes and shit.

But I can't stay long. My MWF sched contains some hard-ass subjects and, well, it's freaking getting on my nerves. And I have things to do and porn-downloaders to survey.

Pero I would like to take a moment out of my Constant Reader's (a la Stephen King ang lelang mo) time and indulge my inherent meanness. So yes, I am aware that this might border on "terribly bitchy." And she's somewhat somehow my friend. Basta. I find it all so cute kasi eh. Sidestitch-inducing, shake-your-head cuteness.

Mahaba-haba ito. And I got this from her friendster acct. No editing in my part whatsoever.

"im ______.. im the MS. CAVITE FRESH FACE 2005.. i used to join in ms. teen philippines.. i was chosen for southern tagalog search.. but i didnt make it to the national search... but its okay..deR are more things bOut me... hu wud thnk dAt im asyD fRom beiNg a mOdEL, im aLso a vOLLeYbaLL plaYah!!.. i haD mY tV cOmmErciALs nrin!.. i Have uniQue persOnaliTy that makes me diffrent from other girLs... im easy To approAch..SWEET and a GOOD friend..

im tall(of course long-legged), has a long hair, fair complexion, simple,.... im sweet, lovely... im a kind of person na minsan mahinhin, pero makulit... ayw ko kc ng masydong seryoso..kalog.. mhilig mgpasaya ng tao.. alwys smyling... im always ready to listen if u hve problems or smethng to share in ur life... dey say im snob, di naman.. its just becoz of the aura of my faCe.. if i hve a problem, di me umiiyak, sometyms lng.. a fAshionistah giRL!... i luv shopping a lot.. coz' mall is my favorite hang-out.. of course with my peers.. i really love singing... and mga duet songs... grabe!!

im a real person.. kya ayaw n ayaw ko ng mga PLASTIK and taong iNGgiTERA... kakainis ung mga gnun!... backfighter pa... well, God knows how real i am to my friends and acquaintances... coz dats ur giLdA... im born to be like that.. a friend of anybody..

I love watching wrestling!.. ehheh grabe!.. i know scripted lht un.. but i enjoy it.. my fave wrestlers are Batista, John Cena, Shawn Michael, Rey Mysterio.. perO pnka Fave ko c Batista.."

Mmm-kay. She's my friend from high school and I love this girl. She's sweet and sassy and incredibly fashionable. She always calls me "Ate" and never has a bad word to say to anybody.

But this is just too cute to pass up. XD

At least she loves wrestling. That, ladies and gents, just elevated her status in my eyes.

Muwaaaaaaaahhh.