wHeRe dO alL thE pOrn sTArs go?

hi. haha. i am soooo pathetically bored and i assume that i am boring you too, dear Constant Reader, with my recollection of how boring my days are. yip-de-doo.

i was sooo bored yesterday na i freaking cleaned out my closet! yes, ladies and gentlemen--my closet is now organized. it smells like air wick morning dew.

i was sooo bored that i stayed up until 2 am to listen to my roommate recount what a bloody bastard her boyfriend is.

i was sooo bored, i read anne rice seriously.

i was so freeeeeking bored na i organized my files, wrote everything down in a notebook, all the lines that popped into my head, all the scene excerpts, all the million-dollar ideas that never took fruit 'cause i didn't write.

hai.