hArRy poTtEr fiEnDs

i hate this. i hate this. i still don't have the book and everybody's giving me spoilers. grrrrrr. die, people. die...

even my mom's teasing me:

ron dated _______ to make _______ jealous.

harry kissed _______.

lupin is dating _______.

aragog's friggin' dead.

the "prince" is a maiden name.

the new minister of magic's a vampire.

goddamnit.