pAksHet, mAndAraYa teAchEr kO sA eS!!!

this is a transcript of ym between me and gelaine, a classmate of mine sa es... i ym-ed her kasi yung status message niya is "i love daddy clavee" -- that's what we call our prof-- tapos ung kay gerry is "sobrang love ko na si sir from now on." got suspicious. so, here goes:

sasha: ha? bakit? why you love clavee? wha??
gelaine_chua: haha... eh, don't tell anyone k???? promise first
sasha: okay. fine.
sasha: rawr
sasha: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????
sasha: oi
sasha: haha
sasha: what??? telll meeeee!!!
gelaine_chua: or else i'll kill u
gelaine_chua: haha
gelaine_chua: haha... after u guys left we hung around ryt? then he was teaching ck the answers so we questioned him..
gelaine_chua: pos he let us change our answers
gelaine_chua: haha.. we got perfect scores
gelaine_chua: hahaha
gelaine_chua: u should've stayed
sasha: god damn it. friggin' motherfucker.
sasha: agh, fuckerrrrrrr.
gelaine_chua: yeah... hahaha
gelaine_chua: i told u na
gelaine_chua: hahahaha
gelaine_chua: so happy
gelaine_chua: hahaha
gelaine_chua: yeah
gelaine_chua: hahaha
sasha: haha. i know how to spell fucking cheater and it starts with r and c.
sasha: haha. hikbi ang puta.
gelaine_chua: hahaha.... behh... i know ur so jealous ryt? haha
sasha: [kukulamin ko si sir clavee... pucha yan, dapat exempted na ko sa finals. sheee-eeet.]

i aM soO nOt hApPy. i aM fuCkiNg pisSed. iF iM nOt exEmPteD frOm tHe finAls, fuCk tHIs alL!!!